Shit*happens*bro

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When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.

loveandjealousy:

& you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like :

“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”

But your friend just stares at you…waiting :

Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. & they say your joke wasn`t funny.

You`re just like.

I`m funny bitch!

Don`t deny it.

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Benefits when you're cute:	More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:	you don't get raped.

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